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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; [6 j N8 e$ U. \1 S2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 r! X. T; d$ U4 B
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 D/ z' Y. k% g, f* z6 i# `
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] h8 p* i7 j% x/ @! G- B4 v; d S2 }
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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' {: D7 e! J4 A- ?: ]2 i/ R7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]3 Y+ D( o* S- |# @9 a: C- O
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" R4 j% }5 `/ O8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: Q: B }% Z9 H& `3 [2 c+ [6 b# [
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Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ j9 F$ c _ V14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3 g* l: K# B4 t& K15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( {5 R) @% _% F' @; I
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; p! i7 t+ ]- W: j4 }6 _: \
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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