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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% l, O$ `9 G- |, F" z/ M
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& O% b) [3 F$ u3 `
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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) r& f& U4 e6 ` L5 h5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 a. a5 y4 @' }& d' B. {And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% A# r* f% u. T) v, M
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
/ u) `5 M' K2 v% Z9 @Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ D1 j+ B7 K* k: {2 y
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 h: F! f+ |) T$ \8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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, |2 w- Y9 X: h9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]- Y$ @) y, K/ F# |3 G+ @
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( v3 |9 w4 q) I9 A1 O ? B( {
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
; f; W# v* {8 ?) _/ vAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" b* A' a$ [& q( N& R6 E/ z( \2 |
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, x [/ t. S2 h! {! d13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
5 u) i5 B* s9 F0 Y8 l. zThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; I/ ^3 ^& e0 g/ f& B% S1 T
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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