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6 h- @5 A5 |$ e5 \/ s4 ]( E I8 B1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" _/ ?: Q g T. v6 N6 L# a0 T+ g
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+ X- N. J. {0 H% X$ h2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 P7 E5 @' t+ t( f( C/ F* a, ~
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& b0 y1 n. x: O8 N" P/ }* }# `And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 D& E( o( P4 i9 U& q6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; P4 U0 u$ r- c. J+ t; f; B
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. M' J" S9 M/ H6 L" @3 C7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 L+ q& b$ `4 W s( z, T4 J
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' t4 z5 o- h+ U
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* y- _2 _9 i- u6 q8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 L* P9 n% t D6 W2 E5 b. v* N/ u11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! t* g ?4 v. X& u: r
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0 m$ a2 P5 [( \. j# X: k( v1 _: S16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 Y/ `' k, T% o3 ~. V; y3 {8 X4 b5 M" h
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7 A$ \/ l7 E0 t. J17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8 J6 X1 N% M- t# O! j! W* `5 y2 JIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* z8 U z2 i% H+ y19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
1 s; T/ K( r0 s$ DThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 T) a9 Z' O9 L0 e5 G' h9 e7 R# `
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7 [4 i; E; W3 V4 p9 {2 n20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.: U& s) L" \9 ^: L/ y
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