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6 }/ d( Y( {9 a. w1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9 R( j' X% d" `+ `$ _3 ?2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( D& z5 b( }; ^3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]4 o- [$ D3 h; l G
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6 n" A, I$ N: D) c0 _4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6 q/ d/ A6 b) O- R c% W; {$ o6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 q( z0 Z3 u, r/ a
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 P6 ?# |: F# B/ D
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; o: l3 [6 ?" O. \7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]: S# d: k7 p8 o K& ]8 k7 Q
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; q- r1 _2 B0 I* G; x5 S6 o& B8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 X( y4 t) o2 l. M+ R$ c1 i
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; s! K- r. S) c11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
# M5 A8 o( @: L7 u- LAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" n! `3 D L3 n* e
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- J. Y% R! N2 p! G) {12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( M0 s2 R, p" e% \13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
3 g7 g. `' n* G/ ^9 d2 aThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) M3 W& H- E; F- V; m/ K" x
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# \' a7 }6 a" J1 h! O14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) G" e1 ^- ?: i5 S2 q/ G
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& h1 z1 r/ O5 h7 \/ F% J1 o5 m, d/ s17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# Q$ g# |, Q% N* T- s" n% M( y
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It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]; T- Z( D5 {' m ^2 _; r
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% X& f+ o6 j2 ^& h19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 S, w; T# u) x+ j' c
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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